I hate this. Period.

Well this is the second strike. No baby yet. Ugh, this is a frustrating process.

Took two tests that came back negative, but it didn't really hit me until that thing I was supposed to miss, made an appearance anyway. Stupid period. I hate it.

Jared is cutting out alcohol almost entirely since it supposedly slows down his army. He is motivating me not to drink soda as much. Its working pretty well.

I also read that you should be uh, practicing, every other day. The idea of saving up a few days worth  of his little men to increase chances of getting pregnant is actually the opposite of what happens. Guess it gets crowded in there like the mall on black friday, and everyone just gives up. :/

Ok so armed with new info and better strategies, we're on to the next round. Man, I really hope the third time is the charm.